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*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse


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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon


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The Plan of Viserys Targaryen as I Understand It
Step 1:Marry sister to a powerful warlord.
Step 2:
Step 3:Become King of Westeros.

miguelmarquezoutside:

Suspended street signage - Sydney.

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fall-out-boy:

lesbians who say shit like “I don’t wanna be anywhere a dick has been!!!” to bisexual women PLEASE go fuck urself with a cactus ur garbage